Donald Trump is Now Selling Perfume?

While millions of Americans face the terrifying prospect of losing their health care, President Donald Trump is busy launching… a perfume line.

Yes, really.

The sitting president unveiled Trump Fragrances this week—an ultra-expensive line of colognes and perfumes priced at a jaw-dropping $249 per bottle. The launch comes amid a political firestorm, as his party pushes a bill that could strip coverage from millions of working families.

The new scents—named “Fight Fight Fight” and “Victory 47″—are being marketed as luxury items that capture Trump’s “strength” and “confidence.” Each bottle features either his golden statue or a clenched fist.

“They’re called Victory 45-47 because they’re all about Winning, Strength, and Success,” Trump posted on Truth Social. “Enjoy, have fun, and keep winning!”

The men’s “Fight Fight Fight” cologne is described as bold and spicy, with notes of cardamom, geranium, and woods—intended, apparently, for the “patriot who never backs down.” The women’s version is said to offer “floral notes with a burst of citrus,” for the woman who, according to the official website, channels “strength and grace—like President Trump.”

Then there’s the Victory 47 editions—fragrances literally celebrating Trump’s prediction of a second term. The men’s bottle? A golden statue of Trump himself. The women’s? A rose gold figure evoking “unstoppable determination.”

Democratic lawmakers were quick to pounce on the absurdity of it all.

“Unbelievable,” wrote Sen. Mark Warner of Virginia. “While his party does all-night votes to rip away health insurance from millions, Trump hawks his perfume. Bet it smells like this whole bill—garbage.”

Rep. Brendan Boyle of Pennsylvania piled on: “Millions of Americans are about to lose their health care thanks to Trump and his Republican puppets. And what’s our President focused on? Selling his crappy perfume to further line his pockets. What an embarrassment.”

This isn’t Trump’s first foray into hawking high-end merchandise from the Oval Office. From sneakers to Bibles, the former real estate mogul has blurred the line between politics and profit like no president before him. Ethics watchdogs say this latest fragrance stunt only underscores the dangers of having a president who treats the White House like a branding opportunity.

“There’s a glaring conflict of interest when the president is using the office to enrich himself,” said constitutional law expert Janice Langford. “And now he’s literally turning the presidency into a scent.”

Even among Trump’s most loyal followers, some have expressed confusion over the new business move.

“I support Trump all the way, but this perfume thing is kinda weird,” one Truth Social user posted. “Feels like something Melania should be doing, not the President.”

But the products are already selling out online at GetTrumpFragrances.com, and the campaign is leaning hard into the narrative that the fragrances are “collectible memorabilia” for MAGA superfans.

While millions of Americans worry about skyrocketing medical bills, President Trump wants them to spend $250 on a bottle of cologne that smells like power. Or at least, his idea of it.

What’s next—Trump toothpaste?