Donald Trump can smell defeet. Ron DeSantis’, to be precise.
The question of whether the Florida governor stands less than 5 feet 10 inches tall has been the subject of online speculation for months, based largely on the observable fact that his chosen footwear along the campaign trail—black cowboy boots—look very, very odd. Almost like he could be wearing height-boosting insoles to make himself appear taller (and thereby more presidential).
The deeply reported-upon conspiracy theory reached a fever pitch this week, when podcast host Patrick Bet-David raised the issue directly to DeSantis’ face. The governor declared, too quickly, perhaps, that he was 5-foot-11 and that his boots were “just standard, off-the-rack Lucchese.” Then Politico went and asked three experts about it. The shoemakers agreed that yes, DeSantis was fudging his stature to give himself about 1.5 inches of extra height.
“I’ve dealt with these politicians many times,” Zephan Parker, the owner of a Houston-based bespoke boot maker, told Politico. “I’ve helped them with their lifts. [DeSantis] is wearing lifts; there’s no doubt.” Every aspect—the shaved heels, the wide shafts, where the balls of his feet are sitting—is a dead giveaway, the trio said.
Those wondering whether Trump had seen the story didn’t have long to wait. In a statement sent out hours after the article’s publication on Tuesday, the campaign sweatily declared victory, calling “#BOOTGATE” the “KISS OF DEATH” for the man once seen as his top rival in the Republican primary pool.
“Instead of telling the truth and just being comfortable in his own skin, he resorts to borderline psychotic behavior by lying to the American people,” the campaign crowed. “Is that what this country wants in a President?”
Trump, who notably declared himself a svelte 215 pounds upon surrendering at the Fulton County jail in Atlanta in August, apparently foresees more tootsie trouble down the line for “DeSanctus.” His campaign’s statement prophesied that soon, “Ron is going to wish for more pudding and in-flight biohazard stories instead of having to deal with his shoes that are more appropriate for America’s Next Top Model than the campaign trail.” (DeSantis is not believed to have been involved, either directly or indirectly, in the September incident wherein a passenger’s explosive diarrhea forced a Delta flight to turn around.)
DeSantis had not, as of Tuesday, directly commented on the internet’s burgeoning obsession with his feet and what he puts on them. But in a furious response to Politico, his press secretary, Bryan Griffin, denied that the Florida governor gets up to any boot chicanery. “The governor doesn’t pad his boots, but if he ever needed anything to line a pet cage or fold up and wedge under a table leg, that would be the highest and best use for Politico Magazine,” Griffin spat, apparently unaware of the fact that Politico’s magazine does not run in print.
Whether or not DeSantis puts his boots on like a normal man, however, his remark to Bet-David that he wears run-of-the-mill Lucchese dealt “major brand damage to a great American footwear company,” according to the Trump campaign.
A spokesperson for Lucchese did not immediately respond to an email from The Daily Beast asking if they felt this was the case.
Pres. Nixon was about 5’7″, so no big deal…
Worry about evil Hitlerite/Communist/traitor/warmonger Jokementia Bribery selling us out to the highest foreign bidder…
We’ve ALL wanted an extra 1.5 inches at some points in our lives…mostly at BAR TIME.
Are American voters so shallow and dumb as to make this an issue about not voting for DeSantis? Probably…..
DeSantis has almost as many negatives as Trump as a politician and as a human being.
Are we forgetting Trump age, just 3 years younger than Joe, How about his orange make-up and fake hair? DeSantis fake his height, Trump takes off his weight, BIG DEAL , the important thing they both are hypocrites weasels and corrupted criminals.
Trump guilty of fraud, character defamation and tax evasion with 91 other indictments pending
DeSantis using tax monies illegally to ship immigrants, violate Florida transparency laws, and fudge COVID dead statistics to make himself look better…among other things
Every nation has the government they deserve…..maybe Americans need another taste of tyranny to purge themselves from these demagogue politicians that conned them with hate and fear.
I hate to tell trump that with age he may have lost 1 to 4 inches in height, he is the ever shrinking man. Everyone over 65 should be measured by there doctor, they will be surprised by how much height they have lost.
I am proud of Ron DeSantos . He has served our Country well. He has stood tall during combat . He has served in Congress & a great Gov for Florida. Thank u. Ron.
What combat Joyce? He was a Jag lawyer mostly advising on the treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay. Even in Iraq JAG lawyers do not go on patrol or participate in combat.
His biggest challenger are FACTS….
By the way his name is DeSantis, and NOT DeSantos
Bless your heart Hitler, you’re a democrat communist through and through, you love their kool-aid, it’s for weak minded people.
Trump is a fascist just like hitler, he tried to steal the office of president, only he failed.