Don Jr.’s Girlfriend Mocks Him Over Viral Chest Photo 

When the president’s son tried to turn a viral thirst trap into a denim deal, social media—and his own girlfriend—had other plans.

Donald Trump Jr. just wanted to take a stroll with his father, President Trump, across the White House lawn. Instead, he managed to set the internet on fire with a single photo—and no, it wasn’t because of another unhinged rant. It was all thanks to his bizarrely bulging chest, immortalized in a double-denim “fashion choice” that had everyone asking: What, exactly, is going on under Don Jr.’s shirt?

Within hours, the 47-year-old found himself the latest punchline on X, formerly known as Twitter, after journalist Aaron Rupar posted the now-notorious image. Social media users wasted no time, with one joking, “Where’s his bra?” while another deadpanned, “Does Don Jr. actually have bigger pecs than his dad has indictments?” A third posted, “Guess we finally found what’s inflating Trump’s numbers.”

But just when it seemed like Don Jr. might retreat into MAGA silence, he tried to cash in—literally—by tagging American Eagle for a potential denim sponsorship. “Yo, @americaneagle, call me!” he posted, leaning into the chaos. At least he’s self-aware, right?

The real star of the show, however, turned out to be Don Jr.’s new girlfriend, Bettina Anderson, who has proven that dating a Trump comes with its own sense of humor. Instead of ignoring the viral moment, Anderson—a Columbia grad and socialite with a growing rep for not taking herself too seriously—dropped an Instagram Story that sent the internet into overdrive.

“They say opposites attract, but apparently so do cup sizes,” Anderson quipped, pairing her commentary with two coconut emojis and a winking nod to the absurdity of the photo. “When your boyfriend’s chest gives more cleavage than yours, should I be jealous or just ask for his workout routine?” She finished with the kind of one-liner that even SNL might envy: “I fell for his heart—and accidentally bounced off his chest.”

Anderson wasn’t done. Hours later, she photoshopped her boyfriend into a pose straight out of Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle campaign, captioning it, “My guy… Get at us, @AmericanEagle.” If Don Jr. thought he was steering the meme, Anderson made it clear who really has the comedic chops in the relationship.

For those not following Trump World’s latest “it” couple, Anderson has quickly ascended from Palm Beach party scene to MAGA plus-one. Spotted with Don Jr. at glitzy galas, congressional addresses, and even Tiffany Trump’s infamous bunny-themed baby shower, Anderson’s journey has only fueled speculation about her true ambitions in Trump’s America.

While Trump Jr.’s ex, Kimberly Guilfoyle, has all but vanished from the headlines, insiders say Don Jr. is “having more fun than ever” with Anderson. “He’s got thick skin—except maybe for that chest,” one longtime Trump family friend joked to The Palm Beach Gazette. Even Kash Patel was spotted laughing as the couple worked the room at Mar-a-Lago’s latest fundraiser.

Will American Eagle answer Don Jr.’s denim dreams? Will Anderson get her own meme-queen merch line? For now, both seem happy to ride out their fifteen minutes—one Instagram story at a time.

As for the White House, the president’s office has yet to comment on whether Trump Sr. is jealous of his son’s new physique—or the media attention. But in today’s America, maybe that’s the only headline that could actually break the internet.

One thing’s for sure: the Trumps know how to turn even the weirdest viral moment into a business opportunity—and a punchline.

We’ve reached out to American Eagle for comment, and we’ll keep readers updated on any developments in the Great Trump Denim Saga of 2025.